Philosophy Fail

Today I arrived on campus a little more than a half an hour early with the intention of whipping out an essay for my first class, Philosophy.  Upon checking my syllabus (which I had neglected to do anytime in the 6 days between the last class and today) I find that the title of the next essay is on epistemology, or the study of knowledge
WHICH ISN'T DUE TODAY BUT NEXT WEEK. GLORY, OH GOD I AM SAVED.

So what are we doing today?  Ohai First Exam Out Of Three.  Cool.  No Essay.  So what do I do?

Interwebz! Facebook! Email! Taxes(?)!

And then it's time for class and I sit down and look at the paper and realize that
oh crap. Not only did I not check my syllabus within that 6 day period, I also didn't check my notes.  EVER.

DO I REMEMBER ANYTHING!?

NO.

So what do I do?  I wallow in self-pity for the inevitable failure that my foolishness has brought upon me. and I do the damn exam all the while thinking "Weltenschauug?  I wrote that in my notes. I know I did. First day of class.  BUT WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!?"  I don't remember. Maybe I should have checked my notes.


Therefore we find that in the 30 extra minutes you have before a class in which you will be doing an exam
that

STUDYING:  Correct
THE INTERNET : NOT SUCH A GOOD IDEA HUH!?

Linear Thinking

A: I need to buy a filing cabinet.

B: Probably could have used the money I spent grabbing the new Mumford & Sons and Decemberists albums to buy aforementioned office equipment.

C: Music makes me happier than a filing cabinet.




In this case "joy" is the unit of measurement we will use to determine that

Buying cds: CORRECT
buying filing cabinet: INCORRECT

Hello Interwebs.

This blogcomic was designed with the intention of educating the internet users on the correct way to compose and carry one's self out in polite society.  We will explore such functions of social niceities as doors, DMV lines, fast-food drive-thrus  and a variety and plethora of other subjects and the correct way to use, act, or otherwise implement behavior regarding these elements as well as the INCORRECT ways.


Comics will be interspersed throughout blogs containing meandering philosophical jargon about the meaning of life and of things such as shelves, sealions, or other such nonsense.


Submissions are welcome.

Enjoy.